Blue Duck Films: Film Students Have Feelings, Too!

You're here at Blue Duck Films, formerly Swedish Meatballs Prd. Just think of this site as the SFSU branch of Swedish Meatballs Prd. web page, or something like that. After over a year in hiatus and nobody caring a lick, this site's coming' back with the hippest and coolest info this side of wherever. You and yo mama best step off and prepare for the next comin'.

1-30-02

It's been awhile, and still most likely nobody cares about any of this. No matter. All you haters can suck it. At least I know that at this point, those who are actually reading this crap are so desperate that they'll pretty much digest whatever I write without complaint, no matter how stupid or untrue my ranting may become.

Here's the seriousness, though: college happened. It's true: there is life after high school. And sure as shit if it isn't better than El Dorado Hills. I mean, don't get me wrong, I liked the town and everything. I mean, seriously, I grew up there. But it's only after you leave when you realize exactly how little you respect a lot of the people there and the utter stagnation of the place. I don't know, perhaps I'm being a little severe. I know I'm burning my bridges like a pyro who hates bridges, that's for damn sure. But you know what, I'm an arrogant college boy, so who gives a flying patootie?

Oh yeah. I'm at SFSU now, and though it's all crazy and whatnot, everything's good up in this piece. College is just grand. My delusions of grandeur for the future are just growing more and more extreme now that I'm actually given an opportunity to prove myself. The only thing I have to worry about are all those pesky self-righteous film students (like me) who go around pretending like they know just EVERYTHING about the movies (sounds familiar) and claim that they're going to be the next...whoever (uh-oh). God, I can't stand those people...

Our future shoots will begin filming on location...with...locations! Imagine that. That's just scary. I'm really going to miss filming scenes in the middle of a field...honest. I mean JESUS!!! Imagine if the clown tore it up at Golden Gate Park. Come on now...Are you imagining it? Yeah, that's right. I can see it all now. It's going to happen. Or imagine something else that's also going to happen. Yeah, that's right.

If you had fun imagining with me, I'm sure you're going to have even more fun watching the new movies we turn out like cheap economy cars! We hope that our movies stretch the limit of tedium and show the world what crappy, pretentious student films are all about! Vive la Blue Duck!!!

1-12-02

RONALD REAGAN TECH-KNOWS HOW TO ROCK YOUR WORLD!

Imagine our 40th President doing his thing. Chastising the "Evil Empire", killing tax programs, riding horses like the pimped-out cowboy he was, speechifying about so forth and whatnot. What presidents do. Now imagine President Reagan doing his whole presidency thing...with PHAT BEATS as his background music. You don't need to imagine it anymore, people, because it's just been made reality.

For my own amusement, I created a trance song that totally puts to shame every other trance song ever written! It's a masterpiece I like to call "Tear Down, Bitch", a 3:42 minute epic ballad decrying communism for all the evil it has caused the word. Click the picture of President Reagan to hear it. Within the layers upon layers of brilliant harmonics unparalleled by modern man, I sample a speech given to the American people by Ronald Reagan in which he quotes a famous poem, compares himself to a bull-fighter, and demands that the Ruskies tear down a wall of oppression so that the world can once again be free. It's pretty sweet.

The Berlin Wall

The Berlin Wall after Reagan totally destroys Communism in Eastern Germany. Hooray!

Psilociban Mushrooms, a popular substance used while listening to "phat" trance beats.

A raver. Cooler than me and you.